Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Walter Mitty as a Crack Shot


I was wondering what my wife had told me to get besides the shoes.Kleenex, I thought, Squibb’s, razor blades? No. Toothpaste, toothbrush, bicarbonate, carborundum, initiative and referendum? Instead of remembering the items I had to get, I heard the newsboy shouting something about the Waterbury trial....
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I am a crack shot being interrogated at a courtroom by the District Attorney and the Judge. I am accused as a defendant of the murder case, which I wouldn't comment about the real truth of the case. Anyway, the District Attorney was seriously investigating me with my "Webley-Vickers 50. 80" as an evidence. But I was confident for the objection. I was wearing a sling on my right arm!
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"But what if I have killed Gregory Fitzhurst at three hundred feet with my LEFT HAND?!"
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As I finished my comment, "a woman's scream rose above the bedlam". The courtroom was in a total pandemonium, but I left them enjoy the confusion.
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Then something came into my thought: "Puppy biscuit"!


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